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- 4-17-99, Suspense
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Started on Sun Apr 18 00:32:40 1999
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<Casey> Frankay isn't Frankay. Is this Steph?
<Chipmonk> The Frankay impersonator!
<Casey> Hello, Bookpal.
<Bookpal> Hello everyone
<Spinner> clue me. What's about over?
<Bookpal> A librarians conference I am in
charge of - pacific northwest
<Bookpal> I'm going to take Zach's book
Man-Like and see if I can push
it
<Spinner> Gee, want to take some floppy disks?
<Chipmonk> Cool! You're allowed to do that!?
<Bookpal> yep, we have lots of vendors coming -
selling their wares
<Casey> Wow! Talk about promotional
opportunities . . . The things we
learn here.
<Chipmonk> If we only had flyers (DUCK!)
<Spinner> Who's frankay? i've got a big space
for him/her and no
person.
<Casey> She's one of our youth members, but
tonight Frankay is really
Steph, her sister, who's taping tonight's session for
Fran.
<Casey> Meanwhile, I guess I better earn my
cookies.
<Spinner> Suspense, huh?
<Casey> See how I cleverly kept you all in
suspense as to the topic of
tonight's discussion?
<Spinner> hehe
<Casey> There are a wide variety of techniques
used to create suspense
in a story.
<Casey> Thwarting the protagonist's success is
one.
<Casey> delaying goal attainment.
<Casey> creating roadblocks.
<Casey> Anyone care to name others?
<Spinner> having the characters decide to go
that-a-way and not knowing
what they're up to until you write it?
<Bookpal> putting the protagonist in danger?
<Casey> Or having the reader know that
that-a-way is the wrong way to go
but the protag doesn't know it.
<Bookpal> Yes, that really works - like reading
and saying out loud -
No!
<Chipmonk> Unavoidable disaster or dead that
must be gotten out of
somehow since there's two hundred more pages to go.
<Casey> lol, Chip! You have such a way with
words.
<Bookpal> lol
<Chipmonk> can't spell worth diddly tho.
<Spinner> Yes, I like it when the heroes think
their way out of a
situation when i have NO idea how they're going to do
it.
<Casey> Chip's example is called the
"certainty suspense."
<Casey> Right on, spinner.
<Chipmonk> Oh? There's a name for it?
<Casey> Yep. There is an event that's going to
happen and the protag
has to figure a way around it.
<Bookpal> like defusing a bomb?
<Casey> Yep.
<Casey> Defusing a bomb also uses the
"ticking clock" tactic.
<Casey> Where in 1 hour, 14 minutes and 28
seconds something awful will
happen.
<Chipmonk> A how done it instead of a who done
it?
<Bookpal> yes, I'm using that in one thing I am
working on
<Bookpal> it includes the part I had you read -
chains
<Casey> Or the old, a meteor is headed straight
for earth and there's no
way to stop it!
<Casey> I love chains!
<Chipmonk> REALLY!!!
<Bookpal> that works
<Spinner> I really don't... plan anything in a
book. I don't think
about suspense or any other 'plot elements'. they
just... happen. of
course, they also start out with a biiiiig problem.
<Bookpal> yep, that one
<Casey> The big-problem-beginning automatically
creates interest and
tensions, which in turn create suspense.
<Bookpal> sure does
<Spinner> it works. ;)
<Casey> WILL the protag find a way out of this
mess? How will he do it?
<Casey> Is there anyone who can help him?
<Casey> Why did he piss off that guy pages back
who was the only one
who could have helped him?
<Bookpal> lol
<Casey> That's the uncertainty suspense.
<Casey> Not knowing what will happen or how the
big problem will be
resolved.
<Chipmonk> That's a good point, Casey, about
pissing someone off
pages back.
<Bookpal> this works in some of the
"innocent bystander" protags I've
read
<Spinner> I don't know how much suspense my
books actually have. I've
never even thought about it. Of course ten books to
assure they EXIST
probably qualifies.
<Chipmonk> Have to not throw things in suddenly
that lead to the
solution--must foreshadow and such.
<Bookpal> no one to help - so they have to do
it
<Bookpal> yes, Chip to make it believable
<Chipmonk> Without giving the solution away.
<Spinner> My protags are usually in deep doodoo
on the first page.
<Casey> Or having someone witness an event but
refuse to come forward
and testify for fear of life, limb, or home.
<Bookpal> yep
<Casey> Yeah, it doesn't work when the cornered
protag suddenly pulls a
heat seeking missile out of her bra and blows the bad
guys away when we
didn't know she carried a heat seeking missile.
<Spinner> LOL
<Casey> Bad form, that.
<Bookpal> true - loses me every time I read
that :-)
<Casey> lol, BP!
<Chipmonk> Wondered why she bulged funny.
<Bookpal> lol
<Spinner> Yeah, my pet peeve in fantasy is
"It's magick!" to get the
protag out of the corner the writer got into.
<Casey> She should use it to play fetch with
the dog a couple of times
before it becomes a weapon.
<Bookpal> that would work
<Spinner> LOL. Yeah
<Bookpal> I agree, Spinner
<Casey> Exactly.
<Chipmonk> Magic needs rules too.
<Bookpal> When that has happened I go back and
read - thinking I missed
something - then I'm pissed
<Casey> And the stricter the rules, the greater
tension is created.
<Spinner> I can handle it if it has internal
logic, but NOT as an excuse
when you just don't want to rewrite the story to make
sense. grrrr
<Casey> Will the protag be able to make that
personal sacrifice to save
(his skin) (his prince's skin) (the world)
<Chipmonk> Or a character we've never seen
shows up to save the day.
<Spinner> Mary Jane.
<Bookpal> that one is BAD, Chip - but you see
it happen
<Casey> Or even one who's made a 2 paragraph
entrance 300 pages back
ends up saving the day. that's just as bad.
<Bookpal> The protag needs a reason to do that,
Casey - more than his
job
<Chipmonk> I suppose it would be okay as an
intro to a character in a
minor mishap, but not the main plot.
<Spinner> Well, my characters always have a
reason. they're usually
REAL pissed. :)
<Casey> Exactly, Bookpal. The never to be
underestimated motivation
(personal motivation) thing.
<Chipmonk> But being pissed, they might have
several options. Why do
they take the one they do?
<Casey> And being pissed does wear off.
<Spinner> Responsibility and idealism in my
books.
<Spinner> Not if the reason your pissed is an
abusive society headed for
self destruction and you're fresh meat for the
grinder.
<Chipmonk> I mean, you can beat someone up,
blow their head off, turn
them in, or do something mean and twisted. What makes
them choose one
over the other?
<Casey> When the heat of the moment's worn off,
they still need a reason
to continue or they'll simply want to turn around and
go home where they
can eat chocolates.
<Casey> That's a tad bit more than
"pissed" alone, Spinner!
<Bookpal> lol
<Spinner> i said REAL pissed.
<Bookpal> rofl
<Chipmonk> And what makes that person save the
day instead of being a
whining coward like everyone else?
<Bookpal> you have to give them a good reason
<Spinner> responsibility, ethics and ideals.
they CAN do it, so they
choose to do it.
<Casey> I have responsibility, ethics and
ideals, but not to the point
that I'm willing to hang around when there's live
gunfire happening.
<Casey> For me to hang in there, my son's life
had better be on the
line.
<Spinner> I write mashals, judges...
prostitutes ;)
<Casey> Or my husband's.
<Chipmonk> Well, there's always being in the
line of fire and having no
choice but fight or die.
<Spinner> well, in my books, everyone's life is
on the line.
<Casey> Yep.
<Chipmonk> Then you can't go home and eat those
yummy choklits.
<Spinner> yeah, that's the one.
<Casey> And the motivation of saving your
buddy's life because his life
increases your likelihood of longevity works, too.
<Spinner> My characters save anyone they can,
but the 'buddy' is deeply
loved as well.
<Casey> Love is a power motivator. We all can
understand that.
<Casey> Powerful
<Chipmonk> Uh, and then there's because it's
their job--as in police or
soldiers etc.
<Casey> Another suspense technique not yet
discussed is the "closing
gaps" trick.
<Chipmonk> ?
<Casey> The guy's been thrown overboard and the
shark is coming after
him and it's race to the beach or be eaten.
<Casey> Will the shark get supper or the man
escape?
<Spinner> I liked power motivator. I think it
describes what I do well.
I don't write 'ordinary people in extraordinary
circumstances.' It's
pure heroic fantasy, just in an SF setting.
<Spinner> that one I do.
<Chipmonk> Shark gets a snack and most of the
man escapes?
<Casey> Did you have supper already, Chip?
<Bookpal> Hemingway's Old Man in the Sea was an
example without bullets,
missles, etc
<Chipmonk> Yeah, but I'm still hungry:(
<Casey> I figured that out.
<Bookpal> lol
<Casey> Okay, we've dumped this guy into the
middle of the worst week
he's ever had.
<Casey> Now, how do we control the suspense so
we don't accidentally get
him killed?
<Bookpal> solve a problem, create a new one?
<Chipmonk> solve in stages?
<Casey> Those work.
<Spinner> We say "you want to live through
this, you better think fast."
and see what they come up with?
<Casey> It works, too, to decrease, even
temporarily, the perceived
consequences of his actions.
<Casey> Or the severity of consequences.
<Casey> (Didn't I say the same thing twice? I
knew I was tired!)
<Chipmonk> My pet peeve is the protag getting
beat to a bloody pulp and
he keeps on ticking like a timex.
<Bookpal> same here
<Bookpal> especially in movies
<Casey> Or is fully recovered half an hour
later! Not an ache in his
whole body!
<Spinner> LOL, yeah. there's some real sturdy
'ordinary people' in some
books.
<Chipmonk> Or recovers over night or is able to
make love with broken
ribs.
<Bookpal> when you know it would
"kill" us
<Spinner> Now I have done that one, but Dutch
is NOT ordinary.
<Casey> yeah, some people don't know when to
stop.
<Chipmonk> Well, as long as there's a
reasonable explanation or you're
writing satire.
<Bookpal> like cartoons - a hundred things can
smash you, but you jump
up and keep going -
<Chipmonk> Lol. Bookie!
<Bookpal> you or a character, Spinner :-)
<Spinner> heehee
<Bookpal> lol
<Casey> The author can also control the quality
of the consequences.
For example, he can fall in a pond and drown, or be
dowsed with toxic
waste, or fall in a vat of acid.
<Chipmonk> She did it with Dutch when he had
broken ribs?
<Bookpal> lol
<Chipmonk> Casey, that sounds like highlander,
as long as he doesn't get
his head cut off, anything goes.
<Spinner> Actually, he'd been in fifteen
battles by then, but we are
talking about dutch and Maggie did tell him he was
impossible.
<Casey> I've never seen Highlander, tho I know
someone who's a diehard
fan.
<Bookpal> point, Chip
<Bookpal> but you know he has to lose his head
- does that make a
difference - who is going to chop it off?
<Chipmonk> It's books or comic books
originally, I think.
<Casey> If he only falls in water, that's
either okay if it's summer or
life-threatening if its - degrees out.
<Casey> Even in warm weather if the water is
snow run-off, hypothermia
is life-threatening.
<Chipmonk> Or he thinks no biggie, but doesn't
know about the falls but
the reader does.
<Casey> Different degrees of danger. Slow death
or speedy.
<Casey> Life threatening or a big nuisance.
<Chipmonk> Or a blessing in disquise.
<Casey> Yep.
<Bookpal> it is like the old Saturday John
Wayne movies - you knew but
he didn't - everyone shouted warnings (in the
theatre)
<Casey> Another trick is to have the reader
care about the character, or
be pissed at the character and not care if he's
robbed or not.
<Chipmonk> Or, Don't go in there! Scary music
is playing!
<Spinner> LOL yep.
<Bookpal> right on!
<Casey> Yeah, love the scary music as
forewarning.
<Casey> You know something's going to happen
then.
<Chipmonk> There's an idea for a book--a world
with dramatic
underscoring.
<Bookpal> The only time I lock my doors is when
I am in the shower -
thanks to Hitchcock!
<Spinner> LOL
<Casey> Are there writing clues, just like the
scary music clue, that
are recognizable in stories?
<Bookpal> yes
<Chipmonk> Good question.
<Chipmonk> Changes in pace.
<Casey> Do you know some, Bookpal?
<Bookpal> the hair on the back of the neck?
<Casey> And feeling like you're being watched?
<Spinner> How about that, I have used one.
<Bookpal> not off hand - but they exist
<Bookpal> watched - feelings, yes
<Bookpal> sets the reader up
<Casey> I hadn't considered that aspect of this
topic, so I'm thinking
hard too, with a defunct brain.
<Chipmonk> Changes in the writing--sentence
length and such.
<Bookpal> Doug Clegg used extremely Short
Chapters - one even one
paragraph - boy did it work in Bad Karma - readers
still mention it to
me
<Casey> Yes, Chip. Shorter sentences that pick
up the pace.
<Chipmonk> Or when everything is going too
well, you know something is
going to happen.
<Bookpal> like in real life
<Spinner> It better or it will be a dull story.
<Chipmonk> Yeah.
<Bookpal> lol
<Bookpal> Dean Koontz did a good job of this
stuff in Intensity
<Spinner> I have to admit most of the books I
read these days bore me.
<Spinner> Haven't read that one.
<Bookpal> first book that made me want to shout
out warnings
<Chipmonk> I usually don't like to use me as an
example but, here's one.
<Chipmonk> In cave, which is multiple POV, I
switch POV faster and
faster until its like a tennis match.
<Casey> And that effect can only be achieved
when the reader knows
things the protag doesn't.
<Chipmonk> Cave? Scav!
<Spinner> cool!
<Casey> Good technique, Chip!
<Bookpal> It worked
<Chipmonk> Thanks. Of course in this case its a
battle of minds.
<Bookpal> Speaking of Scav - I only read what
was on the site about this
time last year - did you expand it?
<Casey> There are 2 Scav's: the short story and
the novel.
<Spinner> that's the whole point, isn't it? If
it works it can't be
wrong. if it doesn't work, it can't be right, even if
it's correct
technique.
<Bookpal> ooooh - I just got to read the ss
<Casey> Sometimes a mental battle can be more
tense than a physical one.
<Bookpal> good point, Spinner
<Chipmonk> No, unfortunately I have lost some
of it and don't have
access to a scanner right now. I have too much to do
to type the whole
book over right now.
<Casey> Exactly, Spinner.
<Bookpal> Sheeeet!
<Bookpal> I mean about Scav
<Spinner> I thiUh, huh, HATING to transcribe is
why i bought Dragon
dictate. Works well and wasn't expensive.
<Chipmonk> I like mental battles.
<Spinner> Uh, I seem to have started two
thoughts on that one.
<Bookpal> I think you need both at times -
thrillers especially
<Casey> mental battles are much more likely to
be experienced in real
life--something people can immediately identify with.
<Chipmonk> There's a thought--dictation
software, hmmm.
<Spinner> My this is true. It's 'civilized
conflict.'
<Bookpal> you said it, Casey
<Casey> Do you have many word recognition
problems with Dragon?
<Casey> (My scanner is nice, but I end up
correcting a lot of typos that
weren't in the original)
<Spinner> It takes time to 'train' it, but once
you have, no problem.
<Bookpal> SF would be a challenge - I would
think
<Spinner> It's got a nice BIG custom dic size
<Bookpal> cool
<Spinner> put it in once, you'll get it the
next time.
<Casey> Am glad to hear that.
<Bookpal> wow
<Chipmonk> Couldn't do Help Wanted by
dictation, I don't think--too many
alien languages and mispronunciations.
<Casey> Thank you for the consumer report.
<Spinner> Sorry.
<Bookpal> I wonder how that would work with a
rough draft - tell the
story and then revise it once it is on the screen
<Chipmonk> Oh? You can get it to type invented
words then?
<Spinner> yes. that's how I use it Book
<Casey> If you pronounce the invented word the
same way each time, it
should.
<Bookpal> great tool
<Spinner> no problem with invented words.
<Chipmonk> Who makes it?
<Bookpal> how much is reasonable?
<Spinner> Dragon Dictate.
<Bookpal> like a secretary
<Spinner> It was 99.00, but various
capabilities cost various amounts.
I didn't want to do e-mail, computer commands, etc.
<Spinner> I just copy and paste the latest
piece into my ongoing
document.
<Bookpal> sounds good
<Spinner> I bought it when it was fairly new.
It dropped in price when
a new 'model' came out.
<Chipmonk> I'll have to look into that. I'm a
really slow typist.
<Bookpal> could you use a tape recorder and
play it to the computer?
<Casey> Learning to compose prose verbally
would be a new skill for me
to learn.
<Spinner> So am I. terrible. I like using a pen
and pad and reading it
in.
<Bookpal> I use a recorder when I'm driving,
etc. Then have to type it
in - maybe I could cut out the middle
<Casey> That's an idea, Spinner. I like pen and
pad.
<Spinner> I edit while I do it. I don't think
that would work because
you do have to command quotes and paragraph breaks
and such.
<Bookpal> ok
<Casey> If she made those commands on the tape
player it might work.
<Spinner> however, you could listen to it, then
repeat it with the
commands.
<Casey> Both are speaking.
<Chipmonk> Unless you didn't mind sticking
those in later.
<Spinner> It probably would work that way,
Casey.
<Bookpal> You could learn to record that way
with practice - maybe
<Casey> I've had customers give me tapes with
punctuation given within
sentences.
<Spinner> you could also just put the quotes
and such in like chip said,
then the only thing you'd have to say was 'cap' and
'new paragraph'
<Bookpal> technology - it's amazing. We are in
the future
<Casey> Dragon offers a wide range of
possibilities.
<Bookpal> This would all be SF to Shakespear
<Spinner> that's very true.
<Casey> Final elements for creating suspense:
<Casey> or controlling it
<Spinner> Eighteen years ago, i told a group of
electrical engineering
students, most grad students, that in years, their
computers would
chose news items according to their 'preselected
criteria and read them
to them while they got ready for work. they told me
that was impossible
in that length of time. :)
<Casey> An Achilles' heel in your character; a
specific, known weakness
that becomes threatened or a large issue.
<Bookpal> mine does now and I love it - I was a
newspaper junkie
<Spinner> Oh, definitely. superman's krytonite.
<Bookpal> Yes, Casey
<Casey> The weather.
<Chipmonk> A phobia.
<Bookpal> a fear
<Bookpal> a disease
<Casey> When your protag has to get from point
A to point B and there's
a hurricane warning.
<Chipmonk> A significant other that's
threatened if he wins or attacks.
<Casey> a predictor of doom.
<Spinner> Or a volcano, landslide, earthquake,
river breaking a dam.
did ALL of those in one sequence once. :)
<Chipmonk> Did anyone see Snake Eyes?
<Casey> an element of the unknown: an alien
that can change shapes or
is extremely difficult to detect (I'm thinking of the
Puppet Masters)
<Bookpal> every thing I've studied tells me
even the cop needs another
motivation besides it is his job - an old flame, his
kid in danger, etc
<Casey> No, Chip.
<Spinner> me neither.
<Bookpal> no
<Chipmonk> If the protag turned in the antag,
everyone would find out he
was a cop on the take and he'd lose everything.
<Bookpal> yep
<Casey> Ah-ha!
<Chipmonk> He turned him in anyway and he
actually lost everything.
How's that for a twist?
<Bookpal> just finished today An American
Killing - didn't start off
good but sure had a good ending - along these lines
<Spinner> I like it.
<Casey> Is there a trend toward realism
developing among modern novels?
<Bookpal> in the ones I read, yes
<Casey> Geez, it's about time!
<Spinner> there's a trend toward whatever sold
well a year ago.
<Bookpal> male characters are more 90's kind of
guys - feelings, etc
<Bookpal> taking care of the kids, etc
<Chipmonk> Maybe a realization that life is
complex and good guys aren't
always squeaky clean and there's not usually a
happily ever after, but
that's okay?
<Bookpal> good, chip
<Casey> And even when you do the right thing
you can suffer for it.
<Chipmonk> Yes.
<Chipmonk> And bad guys aren't always obvious
and totally evil.
<Bookpal> this all fits with the book I just
mentioned - sure was not
impressed to begin with but the author sure got you
in the last third
<Casey> I like the trend.
<Spinner> how about the villain isn't a person?
<Chipmonk> Sometimes the bad guy is doing what
he's doing for what he
thinks is a good reason.
<Spinner> he's always doing it for what he
thinks is a good reason.
otherwise he wouldn't be doing it.
<Casey> Or because he's a school drop-out, it's
the only way he has to
earn a living for his family.
<Bookpal> that's the same as the protag - the
antag must have a reason
more than just being evil
<Chipmonk> Right.
<Casey> Exactly, Bookpal.
<Chipmonk> I have to blow up the ship because
there's a disease on board
and I'm saving humanity.
<Casey> Evil isn't a pleasure, it's a world
view.
<Bookpal> can I ever give you real life
examples of that! ;-)
<Chipmonk> Please!
<Bookpal> right, Chip
<Spinner> I define evil as that which is
destructive to the species.
Anything else is just villainy.
<Casey> you have us interested, BP! Out with
some!
<Bookpal> I mean from my prison experience -
they always had a reason -
sometimes I found it hard not to laugh
<Spinner> I can believe that.
<Casey> I figured that. Prisons are wonderful
conglomerations of
humanity.
<Chipmonk> But in their minds it makes sense.
<Casey> And their actions were justified.
<Bookpal> one guy went to a house and asked to
use the bathroom - came
out to the living room and stabbed the stranger who
was kind enough to
let him in.
<Chipmonk> And his reason? No toilet paper?
<Bookpal> The killer didn't like what the guy
was letting his kids watch
on tv
<Chipmonk> Wow!
<Bookpal> true story
<Casey> OH! And watching Dad get stabbed was
better for the kids to
watch!
<Bookpal> I guess in his mind
<Casey> Whew!
<Bookpal> see what I mean? lol
<Chipmonk> Geez!!
<Chipmonk> I have a question.
<Casey> Instant reactions.
<Bookpal> yep, I had him in the unit for a year
- I used to give him a
bad time
<Casey> What, Chip?
<Chipmonk> Teacher! Ooo! Oooo! (Paw up)
<Casey> Chipmonk?
<Chipmonk> When is there too much suspense?
I've been told I drag it
out too long sometimes.
<Bookpal> must be a long ?
<Bookpal> hummmmm
<Bookpal> maybe the reader tires of waiting for
the shoe to drop?
<Casey> I've heard of stories being too
long--where endings should have
happened sooner, or irrelevant stuff being cut, but
not of too much
suspense.
<Bookpal> same here
<Casey> Maybe too long sustained without a
breaK? I mean, readers need
to take potty breaks, too.
<Chipmonk> Yes and gets depressed over things
getting worse and worse.
<Bookpal> I've read some where I thought my
heart would be on fast-beat
forever
<Casey> suspense is what keeps readers moving
to the very last page.
<Bookpal> it does me
<Casey> If at some point suspense is not there,
the reader is likely to
stop reading and not return.
<Chipmonk> In my case it's not usually heart
pounding action
suspense--just the problem getting worse.
<Bookpal> like today - when I should have been
doing laundry - lol
<Bookpal> maybe that is the difference and a
break is needed
<Casey> It would be a problem only if the
problem is so large the protag
has no solution.
<Bookpal> then put them back into the same
problem
<Bookpal> shift to something else that is
happening just for a few
paragraphs, etc and then come back where you left off
????
<Casey> I wouldn't want to read about a protag
who's non-stop depressed.
<Chipmonk> In scav, I used Raymond for comic
relief, but I'm not sure
about Help Wanted.
<Casey> Vary his challenges and his moods.
Hopeful at some point,
hopeless at another.
<Bookpal> yes, that would make the reader
experience the ups and downs
<Casey> I can identify with ups and downs! It
happens even within the
same hour, sometimes, in my life.
<Bookpal> know the feelings
<Chipmonk> I know the feeling.
<Chipmonk> Twinkie fingers!
<Bookpal> yep
<Spinner> LOL!
<Chipmonk> We are flawed characters.
<Bookpal> I'm here alone tonight - no noise,
interruptions - it's
making me sleepy
<Casey> This particular hour probably isn't
helping you either.
<Bookpal> LOL!
<Spinner> perfect people are difficult to love.
there's no room for a
smile and fond headshake.
<Bookpal> to bad we can't hear our laughing
<Spinner> Giggles are contagious, even in cyber
reality.
<Bookpal> this is a good lesson in voice - we
all have one
<Casey> Definitely. How many nights have we
gotten punchy together?
<Chipmonk> Yup!
<Bookpal> true
<Bookpal> you gals have the hour to blame - I
don't. Yikes
<Bookpal> must be old age here
<Casey> Spinner's down your end of the U.S.,
BP.
<Bookpal> right - we are on the same time now
<Bookpal> we use to be neighbors - so to speak
- side by side states
<Casey> Well, NW's is officially over, so we
can degenerate at leisure.
<Spinner> yes, wish I could have stopped by on
the way through, but...
<Chipmonk> So do you speak the same slanguage?
<Bookpal> I know - I was looking forward to
that - but do understand,
Spinner
<Bookpal> yep, no accent either
<Spinner> there's really not much slang
specific to any place but the
north and south east coast.
<Bookpal> true
<Bookpal> we get someone here from NY and we
giggle the whole time they
are talking
<Spinner> we're a lot more 'standardized over
here. In England, if you
travel forty miles the accent changes.
<Chipmonk> Hey, I go one state south and can't
ask for pop.
<Chipmonk> East either.
<Bookpal> it's pop here, too - not soda
<Spinner> Where are you, chip?
<Chipmonk> Indiana
<Casey> "Pop." You want your dad,
right, Chip?
<Spinner> I don't usually come to NW because I
don't really belong here.
<Spinner> If you'd had a bunch of them, I'd
have probably said hello and
gone.
<Chipmonk> No my dad wants pop.
<Bookpal> talking about suspense - I got an
email the other night from a
friend here in town - she heard a noise upstairs and
went to investigate
<Bookpal> she told me if she was killed she
would come to me - and don't
be afraid
<Chipmonk> And?
<Bookpal> she forgot to hit send before she
went to look!
<Spinner> LOL
<Bookpal> Did I ever yell at her
<Bookpal> how was that as far as keeping you
reading?
<Casey> That's the part in the book when you
start yelling, No! don't
do that! Don't be dumb! Stay downstairs.
<Chipmonk> Lol! Yes!
<Bookpal> right - it was her husband who came
home early
<Chipmonk> Darn!
<Bookpal> they live out in the woods and her
computer room is in the
basement
<Chipmonk> What a let down.
<Spinner> I don't worry about strange noises.
the cats have already
investigated.
<Bookpal> lol
<Casey> CHIP!!!
<Bookpal> she would get a kick out of that Chip
<Chipmonk> Just kidding! I was hoping for a
ghost or something cool!
<Bookpal> I was excited about her "coming
to me - I was ready
<Spinner> anyone else include animals in their
books?
<Chipmonk> Rats.
<Bookpal> not yet
<Bookpal> lol, Chip
<Spinner> I mean pets, not alien creatures.
<Chipmonk> Their are rats in my books!
<Spinner> yeah, I did a dungeon with rats that
gave the friend helping
me type it nightmares.
<Bookpal> my cat is named Beaumont after a J.A.
Jance character
<Casey> Oh, yes. I like animals.
<Spinner> I can't imagine space traders not
having cats on ships. well
some might not, but I think many would.
<Bookpal> I'm sick of the CAT WHO books - quit
reading them - the cats
were the only good parts
<Chipmonk> Haven't read them.
<Spinner> By who?
<Bookpal> they sure sell - and readers wait for
them
<Chipmonk> Seems like there are a lot of cats
in books.
<Bookpal> Lillian Braun
<Bookpal> the cats always help solve the crime
<Spinner> Nope, never read and probably
wouldn't.
<Bookpal> not to bother in my judgment
<Spinner> Oh, yes, heard about those.
<Chipmonk> Oh! I started a book with a cat in
it--never finished it.
<Bookpal> cool cats - other characters suck
<Spinner> LOL!
<Bookpal> This is not how I describe a book at
work
<Chipmonk> I even thought about getting Bookpal
to help me with it, but
still don't want to write it.
<Spinner> I do some pretty cool horses too.
remembering that domestic
species DO keep changing.
<Bookpal> what is it, Chip?
<Bookpal> good idea Spinner
<Chipmonk> A supernatural murder mystery.
<Bookpal> cool
<Bookpal> do it
<Chipmonk> It scared me too much.
<Spinner> Why don't you want to write it?
<Bookpal> is it too spooky for you?
<Bookpal> lol
<Chipmonk> Yes.
<Spinner> OK, answers that question.
<Chipmonk> I don't want to know what did it.
<Spinner> LOL
<Bookpal> if it scares you it would be a best
seller
<Spinner> I always wonder if people who like
books that scare them have
ever really BEEN scared.
<Bookpal> years ago when Robin Lee Hatcher
started writing her
historical romances she made me read them knowing I
never did
<Casey> I can read only a few really scary
books, well spaced between
reads.
<Spinner> Wondering if they were going to live
through the next five
minutes.
<Chipmonk> I think it has something to do with
physiological need--need
to get their hearts pounding.
<Bookpal> all she wanted to know is if I
laughed, cried and on what
pages
<Bookpal> if she could get to me she figured
she had it made with the
romance readers
<Spinner> good point
<Chipmonk> How did you survive!
<Bookpal> you have to have been scared to
really understand
<Bookpal> Robin has done well
<Chipmonk> Being forced to read romance novels
scares me.
<Spinner> I kept very cool and thought fast.
<Bookpal> She is good,
<Spinner> some aren't bad. a lot of the
e-published ones are pretty
good. they don't have to follow a formula and can put
a lot more story
in the story.
<Bookpal> she is not run of the mill - very
serious writer
<Bookpal> lots of research
<Chipmonk> That's good.
<Chipmonk> Hey wanna see me scare bookpal?
<Bookpal> go for it
<Spinner> romance writers were the first to
turn to e-publishing.
dreams Unlimited and Hard shell both have a number of
romances by
multilply published romance writers.
<Chipmonk> Bookie goes to work and they tell
her
<Chipmonk> she has to
<Chipmonk> read the
<Chipmonk> HORSE WHISPERER!!!!
<Bookpal> I QUIT !!!!!
<Spinner> LOL
<Chipmonk> LOL!!
<Bookpal> That is a nightmare thought
<Chipmonk> (Our favorite book to hate)
<Bookpal> yes, it is
<Bookpal> marketing killed that one - if you
ask me
<Chipmonk> I thought it was going to be about
horses, not adultery.
<Bookpal> 7 million dollars and it was awful
because it was not what you
expected - it was a stupid romance
<Bookpal> right, Chip
<Chipmonk> I thought A Thousand Acres was going
to be about farming too.
<Bookpal> I haven't even tried his other book
The Loop
<Bookpal> lol
<Chipmonk> Just another, why I hate men story.
<Spinner> Um, the book I'm about to finish,
fire Eagles and Swan isn't
about birds, Chip.
<Chipmonk> Awww!
<Bookpal> marketing made Nicolas Sparks on the
other hand
<Spinner> I did back up a whole chapter and
change where i was going
once. didn't like the bit, felt wrong for the
characters.
<Bookpal> some writers keep rewriting the
beginning because it has to
change to fit the other parts - leave it and fix it
when the rough draft
is completed
<Chipmonk> That's happened to me, Spinner, got
stopped dead in my tracks
cuz the characters wouldn't go there.
<Spinner> I don't have time to be indecisive. I
wrote 26 books in six
years and four of them are over 250,000 words.
<Bookpal> wow
<Chipmonk> I don't like writing that much.
<Spinner> heehee
<Bookpal> I have James Michener's Writer's
Handbook sitting here - very
interesting how he does it.
<Chipmonk> I avoid it whenever possible.
<Spinner> I get going and... swear when I drop
the pen because i HAVE to
stop to sleep.
<Chipmonk> How does he do it?
<Spinner> he starts with the formation of the
planet.
<Spinner> Sorry.
<Chipmonk> That's why I hate writing. It takes
over my mind, my life.
I get dangerously dysfunctional.
<Bookpal> The samples (lol Spin) are so badly
typed it is no wonder he
has a staff
<Bookpal> I'm just about to read the chapter
titled Editing the lost
data
<Spinner> that's why I 'put it off' until I
didn't have other demands on
my time, chip.
<Chipmonk> Wait! He starts with the formation
of the planet? Every
book or a particular book?
<Bookpal> I thought I was there in my life
Spinner, but found out I was
wrong. Now I am ready to demand my due
<Bookpal> You must not have read Hawaii, Chip
<Spinner> you didn't have any doubt which one I
meant.
<Chipmonk> No, never read Michener. I'm afraid
of very long books.
<Bookpal> You had to make it through how the
islands formed before you
got to the story
<Chipmonk> They make you blind.
<Bookpal> I finally skipped all that
<Bookpal> lol, Spinner
<Bookpal> once he got to the meat it was good
<Spinner> yes, but I felt like I'd read half a
geology text by the time
there WAS a story.
<Bookpal> One of my favorites of his is The
Novel - really different
than most of his. About a writer
<Chipmonk> If he wasn't famous, could he get
away with that?
<Bookpal> true - I kept quitting and then just
skipped all that
<Bookpal> He wasn't famous then
<Spinner> I prefer clavell and costain to
michener.
<Bookpal> clavell does a good job
<Chipmonk> I don't know who that is. You guys
are going to think I'm
illiterate!
<Bookpal> I think Hawaii put him on the famous
list
<Spinner> it did.
<Bookpal> Clavell - Sho-gun if I'm right
<Spinner> Clavelle- shogun Costain, the black
rose, the Tontine, last
of the Platagenets. GREAT historical fiction.
<Bookpal> I'm getting brain dead because I
brainstormed all day with
ideas from last night
<Casey> Am glad we inspired you last night, BP.
that's really, really
neat.
<Chipmonk> How's your book coming, Bookie?
<Bookpal> you did - that's for sure
<Bookpal> well, I'm going to start over
<Bookpal> I think I can go with it now - wasn't
happy with what I had -
need to tell the story but didn't know how to start
it - still might
not, but have other ideas to work with
<Casey> that's the problem I was having with
Moons' Kiss.
<Chipmonk> Great!
<Bookpal> I did reveal some info to Zach today
and he got excited -
makes me feel good. So I am motivated - but I want
you to read it not
knowing too much ahead so I can get a real reaction
<Chipmonk> Okay.
<Casey> Was never happy with the flashback, and
can't believe it took me
so long to figure out to ditch it and begin where the
flashback was.
<Bookpal> seems simple now doesn't it
<Spinner> that's what i told a writer to do a
few days ago.
<Bookpal> I kept trying to think how to start
with action but just felt
I had to set everything up first and I know better
<Casey> Yep. Could kick myself for not seeing
it sooner. I'd be a lot
farther along with the story if I'd done so.
<Bookpal> same here
<Casey> I'll be glad to read anything you feel
comfortable sharing, BP.
<Spinner> I start with SLAM and go racing on
from there.
<Bookpal> I'm better with dialogue than
anything and can use it to fill
in the blanks instead of trying to do it with
uncomfortable narrative
<Spinner> I like using dialog too. It's the
form of exposition we're
all really MOST familiar with these days.
<Bookpal> I do hate to throw out the s'mores
bit - but now I won't be
able to use it. Another day another story perhaps
<Bookpal> I agree, spinner
<Chipmonk> I like a mixture, but mostly I like
getting in characters'
heads.
<Spinner> We grew up with television as our
main form of entertainment,
even those of us who read a great deal. doing it
'just like they did 50
years ago is silly. We have a different audience.
<Casey> I like the s'mores bit. You'll have to
write a story involving
kids now.
<Bookpal> That was one thing that was bothering
me - starting with
teenagers might have made people expect a different
kind of story
<Chipmonk> Some stories are better told in
books though.
<Bookpal> maybe a young adult mystery
<Chipmonk> Right.
<Spinner> I read one like that recently. the
one I told the author to
go back and begin at the beginning. :)
<Casey> Adults picking up the book might be
turned off when the first
thing they read are kids.
<Spinner> I thought it was a 'coming of age
book'
<Chipmonk> I thought the kids would get killed
or be witnesses or find a
body.
<Bookpal> You are right, Spinner
<Bookpal> Casey, that is exactly my point
<Spinner> Ooh, envy is USUALLY mixed with other
emotions. notice that?
<Bookpal> good point
<Casey> Is it because we're taught envy is bad,
she we suffer guilt,
etc?
<Casey> so we . . .
<Spinner> Guilt is a civilizing emotion. no
emotion can be 'gotten rid
of'. they can only be dealt with. Lord, two sentences
in a row that
ended with a preposition.
<Casey> LOL!
<Bookpal> lol - spinner
<Casey> Guilt in action.
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